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Everything You Know Hardcover – January 4, 2000
Set in Mexico, Los Angeles and London, Everything You Know is a story of love and loathing, sex and death, and filial relations gone horribly awry. Acidly funny and deeply affecting, it marks the debut of a brilliant and immensely stylish young writer.
- Print length224 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherKnopf
- Publication dateJanuary 4, 2000
- Dimensions6 x 1 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-100375407243
- ISBN-13978-0375407246
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Temporarily shacked up in Puerto Vallarta with his girlfriend, a cosmetic surgery victim who wears "a perpetual expression of parched exhilaration," Willy takes his rage out on everyone around him, including himself. In fact, he waxes almost loving about his own physical decay--his skin with its "ancient, battered look of fried liver," ears with "a violet tinge at their curly edges, like exotic salad leaves," sagging belly gazing up at him "like an affectionate haggis." There are certainly pleasures to be found in this particular brand of literary nastiness, although Willy does pick some rather large and stationary targets: agents, facelifts, pretentious directors with German accents, and so on. Happily, debut novelist Zoe Heller has something larger in mind than the spectacle of a man savaging everything hateful in reach, and the book undergoes a subtle shift in tone midway through.
The medium is Sadie's diary, delivered to Willy's door four months after her death. Written in a style as straightforward and affecting as Willy's is blustering and cruel, it describes a childhood of Dickensian loneliness and an adult life ruled by a heartbreaking--and unsuccessful--search for love. At first Willy can't read without feeling "terrible, fluttery pains" in his gut. Later, however, the diary elicits what is--at least in Willy's terms--a kind of moral thaw. "Only when you die do you run out of chances to be good. Until then, there is always the possibility of turning yourself around," his accountant tells him, and amazingly, Willy pays heed. (Fortunately, for those of us who have come to enjoy his misanthropy, not too much heed; to the bitter end, he can't help noting of his former sister-in-law, "Boy, did her arse get big.") It's a mark of Heller's skill that we never stop caring about Willy, no matter how repulsive he seems; half victim, half perpetrator, half German, half Jew, he muddles through life with a moral passivity that might resemble our own. Everything You Know is a sharp, stylish, and wickedly funny first novel, but like its hero, it has real sadness concealed underneath. --Mary Park
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"Sharp and feisty debut novel from one of the most promising journalists of her generation...This is a riotous read." -- Tatler, London
Everything You Know is an acerbic, sneakily touching novel about the rehabilitation of a monster. At its best, it calls to mind Martin Amis's phosphorescently nasty oeuvre. -- The New York Times Book Review, Jeff Giles
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Heller McAlpin, Newsday
"An acerbic, sneakily touching novel...Heller may be an assiduously unsentimental novelist, but she knows where the heartstrings are when she needs them...She can be nimble, hilarious. She has a shrewd ear for dialogue and conjures a terrific cast of supporting characters."
-- Jeff Giles, New York Times
"Delightfully black-hearted...Not since Flannery O' Connor has a woman writer come along who seems to so thoroughly understand the greasy inner cogs of the male psyche, especially where matters of sex are concerned."
-- Jim Haner, Baltimore Sun
"A splendid ventriloquist...Her treatment is usually light and assured--and often extremely funny...Above all, Everything You Know is a highly accomplished first novel, suggesting even better things to come."
-- Wayne Daniels, Boston Book Review
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Set in Mexico, Los Angeles and London, Everything You Know is a story of love and loathing, sex and death, and filial relations gone horribly awry. Acidly funny and deeply affecting, it marks the debut of a brilliant and immensely stylish young writer.
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"Mr. Muller?" she said. "I hope I didn't disturb you. My name is Vivian Champ. I'm a post-trauma counsellor."
I shifted slightly, dragging my body up towards the headboard and causing a gust of fuggy air to rise up from the sheets. Vivian's right eye veered about like a restless marble, making her left eye seem peculiarly still and glaring.
"Are you going to give me a bath?" I asked her. (Bathing is a rare and exotic privilege in the modern American hospital regime. In the entire fortnight I have been at the Beverly Memorial, I have been steadfastly refused anything more than a once-a-day wash-down with a chemically moistened cotton-nylon napkin.)
Vivian cocked her head and laughed a tinkling, girlish laugh. "No, Mr. Muller. I'm just here for a chat. How are you feeling?"
There was a short silence while I riffled through a selection of nasty responses and decided, finally, that I couldn't be bothered with any of them.
"I've brought something you might want to listen to," Vivian said when it had become clear that I was not going to reply. She produced a cassette tape from her handbag. On its cover there was a line-drawing of two hippy types sitting cross-legged, with their eyes closed. The title of the cassette was Meditation Chants and Prayers for the Sick.
"What about a cigarette?" I asked. Vivian smiled at me tolerantly. She wasn't going to be provoked. Smoking is the ultimate no-no here. They'd sooner you shot heroin -- they'd sooner you had a bath -- than that you partook of tobacco. Early on in my stay, I made a big stink about the no-smoking thing. I threatened a hunger strike. I yelled and made my eyes roll back in my head. I reduced two nurses to tears. But none of this got me a smoke. They're hard bastards, these medical people.
"I don't have anything to play it on," I told Vivian, gesturing at her tape.
"Don't worry," she said. "I can arrange a Walkman for you." She bit at her lips, allowing me a glimpse of her mottled teeth.
"Thank you," I said, "but I'm not interested."
"Why is that?" Her right eyeball seemed to become more agitated.
"What do you mean, why?" There was a nervous defiance in her tone that I meant to squash. "I'm just not interested. I want a bath."
She nodded thoughtfully. "I sense a lot of anger from you. What do you think you are angry about?"
"Look," I said with a high, fake laugh. "I appreciate what you're trying to do for me, but I don't want the tape."
She nodded again. "You know, you've been through a very difficult experience. Your main enemy now is stress."
I had had enough of this ugly person. "No," I said. "No. My main enemy now is you."
Vivian stiffened and blinked. "This is obviously not a good time," she said. She put the tape down on my bedside table. "I'll leave this here for you in case you change your mind." Then she turned and left. I watched the great, fleshy pistons of her buttocks chug lazily up and down in her nylon slacks as she loped from the room.
Depression and irritability are common symptoms among cardiac patients. My doctor told me so the other day, after I had thrown a stale bagel at one of the Asian trolls who bring me my breakfast. Naturally, I resented his banal diagnosis. Maybe this has nothing to do with my heart! I wanted to shout at him. Maybe I'm having a nervous breakdown!
* * * * * * * * *
All summer I have been feeling fretful, off-kilter -- lurching back and forth between deathly exhaustion and manic energy. Work has been a big problem. My pending task is to write the autobiography of Reginald Boon, former king of daytime television. But last year, shortly before I signed on for the Reg work, my agent managed to sell some producer the film option on my memoir, To Have and to Hold, for fifteen grand. And then, when the project got taken on by Curzon Studios, he got me hired to write the screenplay for another twenty. This was a pretty good haul for a book that's been sold five times over in the last eight years and a screenplay that, unbeknownst to the studio, has been sitting in my desk drawer for just as long. But thirty-five thousand dollars, when you come down to it, is a most unsatisfactory sum -- not nearly enough to allow me to turn down the Boon project and just sufficient to discourage me from doing any work on it. The first draft of Boon was due two months ago, at the beginning of July. Since June, cushioned by my ill-gotten and rapidly dwindling gains, I have been stuck, revving helplessly, on the tenth sentence of Chapter One. I cannot write a single word. No, that's not true. I can write endless, scabrous fantasies about Boon's family and friends. I can compose scads of pornographic limericks about his boyhood in Idaho. I just can't produce the lighthearted, anecdotal look at the life and times of one of TV-land's greats that is required. Most days, this summer, I have spent collapsed on my sofa, flicking through furniture catalogues and eating cream cheese straight from the tub.
Then there was the other thing. One morning, two weeks ago, shortly after I had returned from breakfast at the local mall, I received a parcel in the mail from my youngest daughter, Sadie. This was an odd occurrence, because Sadie had not communicated with me -- postally or otherwise -- for many years. Also, she had been dead for approximately four months.
She died this past May. She killed herself with Mogadons and paracetamols mashed up in Bailey's Irish Cream. A neighbour had been looking after her baby daughter, Pearl, for the night, and when this woman came round the next day to drop the child off, she looked through the letterbox and saw Sadie's blueish leg jutting out from the kitchen onto the hallway lino. Four days afterwards, Sadie was in the ground, buried next to her mother in Highgate Cemetery.
The family made it clear I was not welcome at the funeral, which was fine by me -- I wasn't so crazy to attend in any case. (My sister, Monika, rang later to tell me how it went, and apparently the man who did the service referred to Sadie throughout as "Sody.") Pearl, now an orphan (her father having absconded shortly after her conception), has been taken to live with her great-aunt Margaret in the north of England.
If I am sounding lachrymose or self-pitying, I apologize. The last thing I want to do is whine. Since it happened, I have been busy as a bee, calculating my blessings and registering all the small mercies that were afforded in this instance. Sadie might have done herself in in any number of vulgar or grotesque ways. She might have been a jumper. Or a slasher. She might have hanged herself from a light fixture after listening to Satanic messages in pop songs played backwards. As it was, she merely mixed herself a muddy cocktail using a plastic pestle and mortar borrowed from her daughter's Little Miss Chef set. So, lest there be any confusion, let me acknowledge right here: It Could Have Been Worse.
The address on Sadie's parcel had the wrong postcode, and the postmark was blurred. Judging from the proliferation of scribbled emendations covering the parcel's brown paper, it had been on a brutal odyssey through the California postal system. Luckily, I had never seen Sadie's adult handwriting before, so I didn't realize straight away that the parcel was from her, and I was saved from having a freak-out in front of the postman. My first thought, as I stood there at the door signing for it, was that I had been sent a bomb. I experienced a brief, Technicolor vision of exploding fertilizer, raining nails, costly facial reconstruction. And then I saw British stamps, and relaxed. Oh, I thought. Just hate mail.
I have been receiving tokens of animosity through the post for eleven years, ever since I was first accused of killing my wife, Oona. In 1970, during a marital spat, Oona broke her skull on a refrigerator door handle and died. I was subsequently convicted of manslaughter and spent a short time in prison before being found innocent on appeal. The hate mail comes, as one might expect, from people who approved of the first verdict and were disappointed by the second. Mostly, it is frothy-mouthed, green-ink rants from ladies in Hemel Hempstead. But every now and then I receive oozy, suppurating objects -- animal organs, bodily excretions, et cetera. For several months back in 1973, someone in west London express-mailed me a weekly lump of human shit -- his or her own, presumably -- each one tremulously wrapped in cling-film and silver foil. For five years or so another anonymous enemy kept up a monthly consignment of offal. And there is one tenacious individual who, for nearly a decade now, has specialized in soiled sanitary towels and crumpled paper handkerchiefs caked with snot. I have no strong evidence, but a vibration tells me that the individual in question is my wife's younger sister, Margaret -- the one who now has charge of Pearl.
Margaret has always hated me. When Oona and I were newlyweds and Margaret was still a social-work student, she used to come and stay with us in London. She would sit knitting in corners, playing the snide country mouse -- "Shop-bought flowers! How grand!" -- and moaning about the fact that she couldn't get laid. Later, she press-ganged Bill into marrying her, and the two of them went to live in righteous poverty on the outskirts of Leeds. Oona and I once went to visit them on our way to Scotland. Bill made us macaroni cheese for dinner, and afterwards we all had to do the washing-up together while Margaret and Bill sang "Green Grow the Rushes-o" ...
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- Publisher : Knopf; First American Edition (January 4, 2000)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 224 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0375407243
- ISBN-13 : 978-0375407246
- Item Weight : 14.6 ounces
- Dimensions : 6 x 1 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #4,114,596 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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I love this writing style. I like lots of dialog and little of the going on and on about the pattern in the wallpaper. Just a great read for me. I loved the way the daughter's letters and the action kept grapevining each other. I can't imagine anyone not liking this read - just a great read.
I enjoy this narrator. He has come to see himself in the worse possible terms years ago, so he has little to lose in rigid self truthfulness. This is not to say that he doesnt use the rationalizations that come to all of our aide on occasion. Heller has a devilish eye for human frailty. The title refers to a couple that he once overheard arguing, the punch line being, "all you know", as in not much. I cam to crave the glimpses of Sadie and his other daughter Sophie in their struggle to come to terms with their altered lives. I am a fan of Zoe and I recommend this book.
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The story of EverythingYou Know carries some of the macabre fascination of a car crash and one which assaults the reader on two fronts: the (almost) hopeless doom of Willy Muller, its main protagonist, combined with the unbearable tragedy of his younger daughter's suicide and his irreparable estrangement from her elder sister. These themes are cleverly slanted so that on the one hand the suicide has already taken place before the book begins, and on the other his first daughter comes across as a truly hideous individual. I was only trying to scrape up some sympathy for her because, thinking of myself as being a compassionate person, I knew I should – dysfunctional childhoods, and all that.
Heller's grasp of all her characters is as sure-footed as a deceptively delicate mountain goat and if at times you want her to maybe just turn the volume down a little bit, she clearly relishes her cast with a tangible mirth. But it's her acute observation of everyday detail that wins the day, and I can only recall Paul Theroux doing it as well as she does (see Hotel Honolulu, for example); whether it's the way certain women walk or speak, or the exact manner in which another takes her knickers off, Heller's power of description is superlative and often unforgettable.
But maybe none of this would be over-remarkable in itself were it not for this wonderful writer's underlying compassion and clear sensitivity. One always feels that however ghastly her characters' behaviour, the ghastliness is informed and mitigated by a very human, and often very raw, vulnerability. It seems that Zoe Heller knows deep inside about these things. Her next book is due shortly. We'll know more about her then, and I for one can't wait for that. Meanwhile I'm already scheming about how she's going to become my girlfriend in another life . . .
Was Notes a pure one hit wonder? Her other books just aren't interesting in any way.