First Amendment

Buddy Lewis spends too much time watching TV while unemployed, Nikki Carr loves Winter for the fat girl dating season, and legendary Dick Gregory reflects on serving his country for 3 days

Charles Walden doesn't like getting recognized in the Social Security Office, Ray Lipowski finds the male organ easier to clean, and Talent weighs the pros and cons of weed vs. alcohol

Special K doesn't care about womens well manicured eyebrows, James Hannah has a diva of a 3-year-old daughter, and Rickey Smiley channels the old church lady

Rich Vos avoids paying for baggage on airplanes by layering clothing, Turae never misses a sales pitch given by a crackhead, and Gary Owen wonders why ugly girls don't know they're ugly

Kier Spates dissects the hierarchy of a group of girls out, Guy Torry spotted the President at a go-go dance party, and Brooklyn Mike likes when other men admire his woman

Chalant predicts the President will legalize weed, Esau McGraw complains about his dysfunctional family and his 9-year-old Uncle, and Deon Cole has a friend who is a phone sex operator

Angus Black recently realized he was fat while on a chat line, Chris Reid declares beige the new black, Lester Barrie hates how comedy audiences have gotten sensitive, and Don "DC" Curry thanks the white public for voting for the President

Darius Bradford thinks the first lady has nothing to worry about, Hope Flood would still be reincarnated as a black woman but with better hair, and Joe Clair calls out an audience member for walking out

Ronnie Jordan finds it hard as a big man to look sexy, Jonathon Gates hates when a girl eats a salad and tries to steal a bbq rib, and Rob Stapleton is a fan of midget strippers

Courtney Gee doesn't think he has to finish paying school loans since he never finished college, Mark Viera never underestimates the power of a small latina woman, and Michael Blackson thinks Americans are spoiled

Gary Owen doesn't like the white people getting picked on, Talent gets nervous when his date orders dessert, Ray Lipowski hates when guys text "k" on their cell phone, Mark Veira is surrounded by crazy women, Special K cell phone gets cut off every month, and Dick Gregory wants to open an all black airline

Guy Torry believes a woman can't be in the Office if she's going to cry, Esau McGraw loves what rap music has done for the classics, Michael Blackson finds the single ladies in the audience, Ronnie Jordan looked forward to lunch every day as a fat kid, Jonathon Gates realized women don't care about what he wants, and Rob Stapleton avoids getting robbed by saying crazy things to himself